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Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly" (www.komu.com)

submitted 2 months ago by JonsJava@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TLDR; he ate a racoon.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I would welcome this reply in any thread. And from now on I expect to see it in every thread.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I hope to see it in the thread after the presidential debate.

TL;DR he ate a racoon

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in this world.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You're right. This is my calling...

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 2 months ago

While it is nice, I hesitated. This seems to be an independent site, and if their revenue model is visits/ads, I dont really want to take away from them.

That being said, for this one I felt like the headline was too clickbaity.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This could also be a convincing headline about RFK Jr

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Post it!