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[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jesus, he looks like a bloated corpse they drug out of a river in that picture.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And every day afterwards, the people of the river were thankful to have the sanctity and cleanliness returned to the waters.