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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 82 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

At press time, Trump added that this was exactly why he preferred playing at Trump golf courses, where there was only one grave and it belonged to his late ex-wife.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Lol, had to check if this was onion (because there already were plenty of weird actions on his side that turned out to be real)

Anyway it looks like onion increased its quality back to what it was (after it was sold to Global Tetrahedron - created by onion fans). Also the printed version is returning and if you donate $5+/month or $60+/year you can get it mailed to you. I signed up yesterday (I believe this promotion is only for few more days, for anyone interested)

[–] troybot@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I believe he buried her there to get a reduction on the property taxes because the golf course is now technically a cemetery

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Also where he stashed a bunch more classified documents.

Allegedly

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

…and greasy as the day is long.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

how did stormy do it and how empty is Melania. like wow she has to be on some next level nihilism.

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jesus, he looks like a bloated corpse they drug out of a river in that picture.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And every day afterwards, the people of the river were thankful to have the sanctity and cleanliness returned to the waters.