A Boring Dystopia

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Wells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’ (www.kold.com)

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[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And it gives you electric shocks when you're unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

And at some point you start enjoying them.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat...