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"How would you feel if my ass scent suddenly formed into an ethereal hand as it wafted into your nose from like 20 ft away and you became entranced as it beckoned you with one finger and you floated, following its gesture blissfully like it was some apple pie on a window sill????"

i love that this site has my sense of humor lol

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

[to the tune of "Who Can It Be Now?"]

How would you feel if the stank of my ass
Suddenly, became a hand of gas
Like a ghost wafting into your nose
From 20 feet, what is it you suppose?
With a finger it beckons you:
"C'mere! Do what'cha wanna do!"
Entranced, you float and can't keep still
Like apple pie, up on a window sill

How would you feel now? (x4)