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"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."

And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes

Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.

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[–] Florn@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Chances are you're a follower of one of the myriad other wacky mystery cults floating around at the time anyway

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, your messiah died? Mine is still alive in the next village over

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Oh he just died? You're telling me now for the first time

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

I heard they're gonna be minting a new Messiah in Alexandria next week

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Jesus is a revisionist of John the Baptistism.