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submitted 3 months ago by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

[–] 2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, you do you friend, as long as it's just you.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

Boneless pizza doesn't exist, that's right. All pizza has bones in it.