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Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.

Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.

The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.

“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.

The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.

“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I find myself inexplicably siding with the poop guy and fabricating in my head just how much the house guy deserved it. I don't know why I'm inherently siding with the poop guy.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Odd to see so many people on Team Porch Pooper.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Definitely seems like a personal vendetta, and I've never wanted to shit on the porch of someone that was nice and cool to me. Although I did shit in the weed dealers yard one time. That was an emergency

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think the weed needed fertilizer that bad..

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

We've all been there!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago

Shit just works like that here.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So did I, I was just two afraid to say it