Well the first time was an accident, but the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then he was doin it for the homeowner
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I found the Butt-ler!
You don't think the homeowner was tired of his shit?
Serial pooper? I poop in parallel like any professional..
I poop asynchronously
Wow, that takes talent
I find myself inexplicably siding with the poop guy and fabricating in my head just how much the house guy deserved it. I don't know why I'm inherently siding with the poop guy.
Odd to see so many people on Team Porch Pooper.
Definitely seems like a personal vendetta, and I've never wanted to shit on the porch of someone that was nice and cool to me. Although I did shit in the weed dealers yard one time. That was an emergency
We've all been there!
I don't think the weed needed fertilizer that bad..
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shit just works like that here.
So did I, I was just two afraid to say it
DON'T PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS TED
DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE'S OUT OF CONTROL!
What kind of shit crime is this?
Is this the result of that thread where the guy was moving out of state and wanted to prank his ass hole neighbors?
It's definitely asshole-related.
I'm surprised the camera didn't pick up the movement
Say it loud and say it proud...
THE MOVEMENT
It's motion-detecting.
“He called shit poop!”
Thanks Kentucky 🫡
10 yr old me sides with porch pooper.
I am thinking I have never wanted to shit on the porch of nice people..sooooo. ?
That is weird man. Shoud go straight to hell.