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[โ€“] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it.

[โ€“] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

hey bozo, catch this