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Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire

[โ€“] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Same with me, offer non-binding.