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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

DM 1: "We're going to have a magical just-so adventure and everything will be on rails! I've got a bunch of art I'm going to show you and I expect everyone to do voices and play in whatever vague medieval fantasy pastiche passes for In Character. I want everyone to have a good time, but also cry when my NPC gives a twenty minute monologue. This game is my entire personality."

DM 2: "Here's a stack of character sheets. I found a dungeon in a magazine called The Infinite Rectal Immolator that looks cool as hell. You have a 25 point buy and three magic weapons of less than 15k gp each. Just ordered a stack of pizzas and a five gallon jug of Mountain Dew. Let's see who makes it through. If we get bored, I've also got the new Halo game on XBox."

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie I'd love to play the second DM's game as a one shot.

[–] phase@lemmy.8th.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

Or Perfect Dark! I...really like Perfect Dark.