Invasive mice are devouring albatrosses alive on a remote island in the Indian Ocean, so conservationists have come up with an explosive solution — "bombing" the mice.
Mice have been wreaking havoc on Marion Island, between South Africa and Antarctica, for decades. Humans accidentally introduced the mice in the 19th century, and the rodents have since developed a taste for wandering albatrosses (Diomedea exulans) and other threatened seabirds.
The Mouse-Free Marion Project, a collaboration between the South African government and BirdLife South Africa, is trying to raise $29 million to drop 660 tons (600 metric tons) of rodenticide-laced pellets onto the island in winter 2027, AFP news agency reported on Saturday (Aug. 24).
The project plans to send a squad of helicopters to drop the pellets. By striking in winter when the mice are most hungry, the conservationists hope to eradicate the entire mouse population of up to 1 million individuals.
Just like the mice humans introduced, that poison won't remain isolated on the island. If it doesn't go into the stomach of an animal, it will leach into the ground or contaminate the ocean.
For $30 million dollars, they could solve this problem in a less extreme way.
Such as?
Give me $29 million dollars and I'll tell you.
nah don't give it to him, give me twenty-eight million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine dollars and, i'll tell you
I'll give you 50¢ and some lint from my pocket