Findom_DeLuise

There are so many of them... lmao

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/wrong-tool-job

And he's not holding the throttle (even if he is gripping it by the safety switch). As long as the chain brake is engaged, he should be OK. If that is the case, then this isn't quite Darwin Award material, but it's in the same ZIP code.

John Waters would have done it.

Putting it in your cart and then using it as a battering ram to attack the other data harvesting robots in the store

Mall ninjas

Mall samurai

God, my dad could rizz a gyatt

ORANGE CAT BAD

Oh shit, it's a giant enemy lobster, just like at the battle of Wuzhang Plains