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submitted 3 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Dusktracer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not too hard, the things are often phallic shaped and you gotta stroke its trigger to get it to release its load everywhere. Just saying.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Make all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them.

Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire...

I can come up with these all day lol