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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah and it's 2024. Any kind of rebellion risks us getting bodied by our high powered military. We have families.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then, keep your steady rhythm of mass and school shootings.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yup, it's SO easy to just force them to ban guns. Do you realize just how many MAGA gun nut freaks are eager for just one reason to pull the trigger? Fuck off