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Java Was The Future (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xep@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Java isn't as verbose as Appkit/UIKit, I think. Take a look: https://developer.apple.com/documentation/uikit/nstextselectiondatasource https://developer.apple.com/documentation/appkit/nstextinputclient

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Lol. Two things can both be bad.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm unfamiliar with Mac programming but that looks normal. Do those function calls become absurdly long when used?

Here's one I found on Google from the jdk:

InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter

Yes that's not a typo, internalframe is repeated.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

I mean, it’s dumb but I know what it is. It’s the painter for the internal frame’s title pane maximize button, which is in the internal frames title, which is in the internal frame.

It’s essentially a dumb way of writing: InternalFrame.Title.MaximizeButton.Painter