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submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] nepenthes@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross."
(emphasis mine)

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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Weird little butthole mouth.