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[โ€“] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the hand under the phone, which of those five fingers is the thumb? I don't think you can physically hold your hand in this way

[โ€“] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It's multiple hands in close proximity.