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Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed (theonion.com)
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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What a world we live in. And I’m over here sticking my feet through the floor to scrabble scrabble scrabble along the pavement

[–] turbodrooler@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Yabba dabba doo