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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] merari42@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

show up with a different date to each session and act like it's the same person

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I don't know, you changed so much it feels like you aren't even the person I started dating ~~last week~~ long ago"

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"He doesn't even remember our anniversary."

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

“She doesn’t remember it either!”

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I don't even know what we're doing here. What was your name again?

Does this feel like a joke to you?

We're wasting all of our time right now.

... idk how long I could last, honestly.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Following up with an "You're right, I don't know you"