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Cars shouldn't be safe, they should be dangerous to the occupants in an accident to encourage paying fucking attention
That's not how this works. Seatbelts and airbags don't increase accidents. They just decrease fatalities.
i still have one of those frag bomb airbags in my car. accident = claymore mine to the face
keeps me driving safe
Thinking to small, put a spike on every steering wheel and you'd be assured people drive fucking carefully
all vehicles are fitted with an ten-inch blade sticking out of the steering wheel toward the driver. everyone starts driving REALLY CAREFULLY
(this is lifted from some comedian but I can't remember who)
We just need to go back to old body style F-150 non-telescoping steering so it handily spears through the driver in a collision, road safety solved
It didn't solve road safety back then! Un-dialectical!
did I screw up and post in the "non-controversial" opinion thread???
Takata already made those I thought.
That's just non-telescoping steering wheels
42k deaths a year (14 per 100,000, or a lifetime risk of over 1 in 1000) doesn't seem to deter many people.
Being disfigured, instead of dead, just might.
Pedestrians & cyclists should be safe - if you hit one instead of airbags knife-bags deploy. That or ejector seats when applicable.
Or both, in that order but with like a 5 second delay in between for comedic effect.