[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

That bird is hanging from the branch by little flesh ropes bern-disgust

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

crackertacular

che-smile

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Everyone knows how rabidly reactionary and shitheaded the SW fandom became after the Disney acquisition but I'm finally at my breaking point with this latest wave of chud whining. The Acolyte got review bombed before it even aired because the showrunner is a lesbian and the leading actress is a gay enby. Also a clip of Stenberg from like 6 years ago made the rounds where she says the goal of a completely different project she was working on was to make white men cry and chuds who get all their news from youtubers thought she was talking about the Acolyte.

Fast forward to the show's release, the chuds continue to whine about woke Star Wars despite the show's first several episodes being pretty bland and mid in every regard. To disguise their actual reasons for hating the show (diverse cast and queer showrunner) they pull out the absolute most ridiculous reasons to bash it, including but not limited to:

  • "The writing is awful and the story sucks!" (the dialogue is genuinely quite bad at times but no worse than 95% of star wars projects. The general story is a mystery-thriller that's compelling enough. Also these same people turn around and say the prequels are incredible so funny-clown-hammer)

  • "The show contracts and ruins the prequels!" alright time to put on my nerd cap because the media literacy of these fucking shitbags is nonexistent. "Dark side user" =/= Sith, Red-lightsaber-user =/= Sith, there are tons of darkside users in the galaxy but the Sith area very specific order that the jedi warred with for thousands of years before they were almost completely wiped out. Also half the point of the prequels was to show the Jedi are blinded by their hubris and waning connection to the force, the Sith were right under their nose the entire time and they were just too arrogant to see it, silly Darth Teeth man doesn't ruin shit in your dog ass shit fuck childrens movies.

  • "The show RETCONS CANON in an UNACCEPTABLE WAY" this is because a prequel side character's DOB was retconned and he's a lot older now and appears in the show. These worthless fucks are sending death threats to Wookiepedia editors who change the character's DOB and screaming that it's vile yes that's right it's VILE to change a fictional background character's birthday. Just take a look at the replies on that post, yes I know it's the bird hellsite filled with ragebait but the responses like "oh well I thought that GATEKEEPING was a BAD THING nerd" are just so bleak. Art and media mean nothing to these people, their hobby is not watching Star Wars, its watching ragebait youtubers and getting violently angry about mundane things in shows they've never watched and aren't interested in democracy-manifest Also these screaming manbabies keep referencing non-canon books and shit as "proof" of the show retconning things

The discourse around TLJ was bad but I think I'm finally done engaging with the SW fandom in any way shape or form. My brain has finally been broken by the chuds. I don't think I'll even tell people I like SW anymore because these shitbrains have just ruined it. And yes I know I need to touch-grass but if you don't spend a decent amount of time in these SW fandom circles I promise you don't know how bad it actually is

/rant

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." -Ezekiel 23:20

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Not to mention that just from person to person within the same climate there are significant differences, probably genetic at their core. Two people can be sitting in the exact same spot and one will be burning up and the other freezing cold and neither of them are "wrong"

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spoilerTheir Pokedex entry numbers spell out 1, 3, 1, 2 acab-3

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

I am once again asking hexbears to stop using 4chan lingo like "soy"

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago

We salute our troops rat-salute-2

Congratulations comrade!

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago
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smuglord xi-gun

If they wanna ban tiktok okay sure fine, let's ban all corporate social media platforms. At least tiktok isn't in bed with the NSA snowden

Also I gotta say, I know a disturbing number of people (ie. americans) who genuinely think the CPC is deeply invested in their personal data or what they do or believe. Like do these fuckers not realize the US govt can fuck up your shit infinitely more than the Chinese govt ever could?

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

One of their own users even reported db0 for being a bootlicker

Damn I might change my vote to fed now lmao

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peanits phun

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

dean-frown I like their cool users and hope they come to Hexbear but the admin team is unbelievably embarrassing and infantile. DM harassment is completely unacceptable and as admins they should know that acting that way is gonna get their whole instance defederated

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We've seen an uptick in people posting dunks in here that belong in dunk_tank, as well as low-hanging fruit that gets removed from or isn't allowed in dunk_tank anymore. For context, rule 8 of dunk_tank:

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this.

There's a reason that dunks are cordoned off to their own comm, some users rightfully don't want to see reactionary nonsense all the time, even if we're making fun of the person who said it. /c/cth is a general-purpose comm but it's NOT for posting some random nobody asshole twitter user's bad takes, the absolute best course of action to take when you see that stuff out in the wild is to either directly shit on them yourself, or ignore them and don't give them more attention.

From this point on I'm going to be more stringent about moderating this. I get it, it's fun to dunk on the libs and the blue checks and the frothingfash and that's why we have a whole dedicated comm for that. Any post that's obviously meant to be "hey look at this piece of shit, let's laugh at how bad their opinions are, upbears to the left and emojis in chat" belongs in the_dunk_tank. And any super low-hanging fruit doesn't belong on this site, period (see TDT rule 8 above). We have better things to do with our time than give unearned attention, time and energy to low-follower-count nobodies yelling into the void.

Thanks for your discretion comrades, stay sicko sicko-jammin

edit: as others have pointed out, /c/shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml is a good place for any and all dunking content not allowed here. Post that ragebait to our comrades at the 'grad, they'll make good use of it. Also, per rule 9 of TFT dunking on fediverse users is still explicitly allowed so it's still open season on those in our own backyard.

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

That just happened to me too, the dentist came in, scraped away all the tartar buildup, looked around my mouth and said "your teeth are all good, actually" and that was that lol

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago

I've got my first dentist appointment in like 5 years in an hour, I'm so nervous fuck shit fuck I hope they're nice ohnoes agony-deep

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GETTIN PAID TO SHIT, GETTING PAID TO WIPE, THE BEST 45 MINUTES OF MY FUCKIN LIIIIIIFE lets-fucking-go kirby-jammin

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Numerous countries on this earth that have successfully undergone violent people's revolutions and just about all of them have better quality of life and life expectancy than the US lol

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volcel-kamala

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snowden

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melon-musk frog-no-pretext

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up-yours-woke-moralists meow-knife-trans does-he-know

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