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submitted 3 months ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

That doesn't sound like headline grammar to me. You wouldn't introduce confusion about who is doing the shooting on purpose, I don't think.