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My friend suggested I use different names for variables.. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

blew my inheritance on hookers and blow, now what?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Have you considered multiple inheritance. It's an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I'm trustworthy. Trust me.

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔

... She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you're cool I guess? 🤷

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow. "peak shareholder value" is what I shall now call "multiple inheritance", from now on.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I like it. I'd let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp