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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Was he going to shoot the dogs or the immigrants?

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Whichever one made the 911 call

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And their neighbor just because.