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There are only two states (programming.dev)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by AlexKochetkova@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s not true, there is a third state:

“I don’t care anymore, I’ll drive Uber if it comes to that”.

[–] arality@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Do you work for Sony? Games industry layoffs not the result of corporate greed and those affected should "drive an Uber", says ex-Sony president

[–] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

4th state: I don't care, I just use AI to write my code.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The trick there is that you'll be developing forever unless you get your hands dirty, because it like 80% works, and you need 99% to put it in any kind of prod.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you seen how American corps code? 80% is GM release ready to go.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly I've never had the displeasure. Or financial benefit.