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submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago (26 children)

"Bag toss" lol

Satire site doesn't wanna say cornhole?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Saying pop vs soda can get you killed in some places. This ain't shit.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Soda weirdos are the ones calling it bags.

[–] doctortran@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I called it pop when I was a kid, then I grew up. I don't call it soda though. Now I just call it whatever is actually in the can.

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