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Anon investigates crime in 2096 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 61 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why is anon investing in crimes?

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 days ago

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

[–] SitD@lemy.lol 2 points 6 days ago

I'll have the 20x leveraged please 👌😎

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

The margins

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 13 points 6 days ago

Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.