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Anon investigates crime in 2096 (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why is anon investing in crimes?

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

[–] SitD@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

I'll have the 20x leveraged please 👌😎

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

The margins

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago

Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

....and of that 3 TB, there's at least 2.9 TB of childhood memories, stories about the recipe author's childhood, and high res photos along the story for SEO reasons

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

PB, not TB.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

did not notice that it was petabytes in the original post, thought you meant "of that 3 TB, there's at least 2.9 PB"

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 25 points 2 months ago

He died doing what he loved

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

But maybe by 2096 thoughts can impact experience. So while you're eating your yeast biscuit or whatever, you think you experience eating goulash, and what is reality but what we experience?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The amount of data suggests that it was a bigger experience than a recipe, bigger than a recipe with pictures, bigger than a recipe with an instructional video

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is... Is this a true story?

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago

be me

Time traveler

Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone's reaction

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

It will be.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that goulash with macaroni noodles? What’s wrong with you people.

Gets some rotini for that.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Best I can do is spaghetti.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

in 2096: "ha, people had to COMPRESS 1080p videos back in the day? COMPLETELY absurd."