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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon dabbles in magic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Shit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?

[–] degen@midwest.social 20 points 2 weeks ago

Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

40's the new 30.

[–] pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but 50 is the new 60

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

yeah but if it does work you'll just think you're going senile

(i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)