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Anon scentmaxxes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] intelisense@lemm.ee 173 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I worked with a guy who thought like this back in the 90s . He stank of Death.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Coincidentally, this is also what the French smelled like centuries ago.

[–] cmder@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

French nobles. They also used a lot of white powder to look like dracula

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago

Think you added too many centuries to that

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I worked with a dude who used crystals instead of deodorant. He was a very talented musician so he was still always hanging with a beautiful woman. I loved his music but I couldn’t stand to be around him.

He had the personality of a dude who uses crystals for deo too.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So when you say "used crystals", what did he physically do with them to "use" them?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I always assumed he rubbed them on his pits. Now that you ask, maybe he carried them around or something.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Sang to them