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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So biking is just falling with style?

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 days ago

So is walking

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just like orbiting something. Satellites are constantly just falling back to earth, but with enough grace to always miss earth. I bet satellites would be great cyclists!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 2 days ago

Turning a motorcycle or bike is falling with purpose! The faster you are falling (leaning over more), the faster you turn!