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[–] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Have you tried jizzing on the ankle? That's the secret sauce.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 5 points 8 hours ago

I just call my stem cell dealer and spackle that shit on

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

True, this can knock it down to like 4 years.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 11 hours ago

No way. That's how you get a second ankle and then you got to support it for 18 years before it makes its way in the world.