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[–] huf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

it's not a political document, it's a holy text. you wouldnt alter the torah either, would you? :D

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And surely the Christian Bible would never be revised!

shuffles 400 versions under the rug

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

no, i agree, the christian bible is significantly less sacred to americans than the constitution.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You joke but the founder of Conservapedia is working on his own English translation of the Bible that removes "liberal bias" (whatever the fuck that means).

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I am super curious about a hate-read of this

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

normal weirdoes like this just go back to the KJV but i guess schlafly thinks even that's woke...

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It has foreign languages in it! WHAT DOES "THEE" EVEN MEAN? SPEAK AMERICAN!!!!!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

I mean, I have a few ideas for edits of the Torah.