Belly_Beanis

joined 11 months ago
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

It wouldn't surprise me at all if the FBI had Epstein on their bankroll so they could blackmail people into becoming informants. The problem law enforcement runs into is eventually they have to cut their informants loose and informants have to be paid. Don't have to do that if you have guaranteed life in prison to hang over someone's head. Now you can use them for as long as you want.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Quiet quitting was quitting without giving two weeks notice. I think the term you lot are looking for is "time theft," i.e. not working 100% of the time you're at work. Of course, wage theft never gets brought up.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

We've been doing too much dort and owl posting

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago

It's from a pixel artist who did a whole series of these (mostly for Tau, Orks, and Imperial Guard).

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

We have a bunch of photos of Axis troops committing war crimes they took of themselves. Ranging from burying people in mass graves, posing with dead bodies, beheading contests, standing in front of prison camps, and literally killing infants.

You'd think people would figure out this never makes them look good, but the US did similar shit in Vietnam and Isreal is doing it today. You're 100% right the Axis would have posted themselves all over social media with comments from Americans/British/etc. cheering them on, saying how those people deserved it.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Panzees

Huh another person who's so deep in the sauce they know what orks call other factions. The real question is: do you know the ork term for the number 6?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

Zone of Pinterest

:kelly:

(Someone else came up with that one a few weeks ago when Trump's stooges were doing a photo op)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 35 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Uhhhh...what the fuck? Why would you write dis

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 37 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

The Germans tried doing the same thing after WWII when the whole country was complicit in the Holocaust. There were camps everywhere. The number of SS wasn't high enough for them to round up every undesirable on their own, it required the participation of civilians and local law enforcement. They were more than happy to kill their neighbors because it meant they got to take their stuff for themselves.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 69 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So they're totally going to take down all of the Clean Wehrmacht games to comply with German law, right?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago

What about the beanis dimension?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago

Reactionaries were throwing around that stupid work pledge, too, when he posted it. This is a guy who does like 2 hours of actual labor each week and 38 hours of acting. Acting has its own physical effects, but Rowe likes to pretend he spent 60 hours lifting engine blocks, carrying floorboards, or packaging food on an assembly line.

I know he's completely full of shit because it's me who has actually done those jobs lmao (and 40 hours of it wipes you).

 

Was watching TV streams and after I closed down the apps, I caught a glimpse of a commercial for "Forgotten Jews," a charity claiming to help feed elderly Jews living in poverty in former Soviet states (including Ukraine). They had a very old Holocaust survivor talking about not having enough food to eat. Okay, that sounds like a legit thing to have a charity for. So I search for their org and find their Wikipedia article. From the article:

The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews (also referred to as IFCJ or The Fellowship) is a philanthropic organization founded in 1983 by Yechiel Eckstein[1] whose stated mission is to promote understanding and cooperation between Jews and Christians, and provide humanitarian aid for the State of Israel.

Some more further down the article:

On Wings of Eagles assists Jews in making aliyah (immigration) to Israel from the former Soviet Union, Ethiopia, Europe, Arab lands, and other countries around the world, and helps them with their klitah (resettlement).

Stand for Israel rallies churches, Christian leaders and others to advocate for Israel by praying for it and supporting its right to exist in peace and security.

The organization also supports the Israeli Christian Recruitment Forum, a group led by Gabriel Naddaf, a Greek Orthodox priest from Nazareth, which aims to increase the number of Christian Arabs volunteering to serve in the Israel Defense Forces.

Overall, the Fellowship supports over 450 programs across Israel with 5000 volunteers involved.[15] According to The Christian Post, "The Fellowship ... has placed nearly 3,000 bomb shelters in Israel to date.

Isreal is deliberately starving Palestinians and shooting them by luring them out with food. They then have the fucking audacity to roll out some little old lady to ask for food while they send donations to the IDF and Christian zionists. Absolute ghouls.

And this was on a public station. Very cool, PBS. I hope Trump actually does manage to cut your funding. Fucking nazi collaborators, all of you.

 

Live footage of the cardinal voting ceremonial smoke:

 

...is the same as getting your pilot's license and buying a 737. Has millennial irony gone too far?

 
 

I don't have much to say other than the writer and director are both pieces of shit.

 

Federal Beanis Inspector, show me your beans!

 

tags: oh god o fuck, eldritch, lovecraftian, deep fried, baked, brainworms, cognito hazard, beanis

alternates: :hazard-beanis: :eldritch-beanis: :oh-god-oh-fuck: :hexbear-lore:

 

tags: swirly, beanis, angel, thumbs up, eldritch horror

alternatives: :swirly-beanis: :angel-beanis:

 

tags: biblically accurate, capitalist realism, beanis, thumbs up

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net

Even More Biblically Accurate:

Oh god o fucc:

Timelapse (beanis exists outside of time and space so this was the only footage we could find):

 

...except we'll change the meaning to "Unlimited Shitposting Anonymously." I bet libs will fall for it.

 

Every time they escape, we have to go several hours without posting as management tries to chase them all down. Do you know how hard it is to get birds (nevermind owls) back on the power treadmill to continue generating electricity once they've discovered the floor isn't lava? It's a whole ordeal! There's enough struggle sessions on hexbear.net that we don't need to add new ones about the ethics of keeping up the facade so we can power the servers.

P.S. the site used to be powered by a dope ass bear on a treadmill but he escaped. He was last seen holding up a 7/11 for chocolate bars.

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