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Silicon Valley startup's 'most ethical AI ever' lasts 3 minutes before self-destructing

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[โ€“] satanmat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have layers, and irritate eyes. Sure ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure puncturing them with a burning hot trident qualifies as "irritating" eyes....