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Ben Shapiro Calls for Boycott of Zoltar Machine That Wouldn’t Make Him Big (thehardtimes.net)

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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become “big” went unfulfilled for the 4,000th day straight, confirmed sources who learned about this news against their will.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He also sued the department store with the giant foot piano because he messed up Heart & Soul in front of other people.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Does he even know what music is?