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Anon has trouble assimilating (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apart from the pillow's involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't fuck it

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What about the couch?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Only if you're a weird Republican

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couches are sluts, they're up for anything.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.