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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damnit I ate the onion ๐Ÿ˜”. I have brought great shame to my family

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

No shame in 2024. Onion and real world are 100% blur now.