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Anon is a tour guide at a museum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe the museum exhibit was about his nephew?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

George Steptoe Washington

Sounds like what George Washington would've been called if he'd been a great dancer.

[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or a terrible one!