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[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 103 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fun fact: The first president to have a middle name was John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the United States.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)

John Quincy Adams

the sixth president

Quincy - Meaning:The fifth

RAAAAAAAARGH

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They started counting from zero, as it should be

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who was the zeroth president? Or zeroth child? 🤔

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean George Smith Washington?

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I feel like you're lying, but I don't know enough about middle names to dispute it.

Although, Washington didn't have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

And there's never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I'm lookin' at you. Be bold!

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams...

Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

Grant was the first to have a mustache.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Of course Wikipedia has the list of US presidents with facial hair. Because why not

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the presidential tattoo situation?

[–] nul@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be Lyndon B. Johnson, who is said to have had a hell of a tramp stamp.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that what he was always showing people?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nomous@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He named it "Jumbo"

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as an expert in middle names (been working with them my whole life) i can confirm it is true

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

As someone who works with middle names, maybe you can't tell but this middle name is in a lot of distress.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

OK what was it then? I've heard him being called John Quincy S. Adams at a local museum. Do you know what the S stands for?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

John Quincy Skibidi Adams

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

I thought it was SkiiinnEEEEERRR!

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Tamkish@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Randomass Fakenamington

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He's got my vote!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Went back 8 years later after"

Words hard.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also don't never proof-read my shit posting on the internet tbh

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I just about exclusively Lemmy from mobile, and auto carrot hates my guts. I end up sounding illiterate most of the time

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While looking up what his middle name was, I learned that the tradition of middle names did not become widespread in the US until the 1830s. Interesting.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What I want to know is what's up with two-name first names like Mary Jo or Betty Lou. Did that happen before or after the invention of middle names?

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[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe the museum exhibit was about his nephew?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

George Steptoe Washington

Sounds like what George Washington would've been called if he'd been a great dancer.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder if this is a possible explanation for the mandela effect

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's already an explanation for the Mandela effect, it's that our memories are extremely fallible and more affected by our view/environment as opposed to facts than most people believe.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Still, this could have possibly made a mini localised Mandela effect

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

People walking in from parallel dimensions to mess with others? Likely.

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