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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I guess assembler is sumerien then, only still written and understood? And cobol or fortran? Linear a and b?

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 1 month ago

FORTRAN: Proto-Indo-European COBOL: Proto-Sino-Tibetic

Assembly: neuron signals

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Assembly is ancient Egyptian heiroglyphs.