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Anon solves a mystery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roommate is a woman

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why would a woman be looking for guys on grindr

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Blanche, I can change him!

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren't bots I've seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

what if they just want to give a nsa blowjob through a glory hole?

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

That's why it's a mystery

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

To try and "convert" a gay guy

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

maybe the grindr guy anon is talking about uses some other dating app and anons roomate uses that same dating app