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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Define "Adult"

Does the adult have to be non-American?

I hope so, or at least require them to be Minnesotan

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Per the sign, Americans are incapable of being adults.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, am American

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

TIL I'm American

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If the adult were American then they would also need an adult, if you only know Americans you would need infinite American adults to go in the store

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or could two American adults accompany each other?

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

We could try but considering the obesity epidemic it'll have to be a damn big coat

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What about dual citizenship? Can an american be their own adult then?

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Depends on where their main residence is and how long they have lived there

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think we're unofficially Canadians, so it works.