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[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Likewise, the best nudes that women send me (a man) are just "boom, here's my tits". The ones with sexy poses or outfits and fancy lighting and stuff....come on. That's the kind of picture YOU would like. You didn't take that for me.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know what you're talking about man. My favorite sexy photos are ones where it's obvious the lady FEELS sexy. If it takes some sexy lingerie and moody lighting, then so be it. If it looks like she's enjoying the pose, then I'm into it. I can see boobs anywhere. I want to see her joy, her pleasure. That's hot. Oddly not the ones where the girl "knows" she's hot, those are different somehow. Don't ask me to elaborate. Raw naughty un-dressed up sexy bits are fun too, if she looks like she's having fun. I just don't need her joy to be directly related to me in order to value it. I don't care if she took it for me. She shared it with me, that's enough.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

idk man, my favorite sexy photos are weird nerdy hobby related pics

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Boom, topless chess. Pow, lingerie downhill ski. Bang, naked gardening.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

nah hit me with some shit like quantum mechanics or something. That would do it.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

That works too, and everything I said above still applies.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Classless heathen

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Asexual douche

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago

Lol, thanks for confirming something for me.