this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
1141 points (99.5% liked)

memes

10322 readers
1808 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They install cameras and sell the feed access to the highest bidder.

They force you to watch a 30 second ad for each wad of toilet paper used

You can pee for free, but pooing requires you to sign up with your email address and credit card.

You get regular notifications informing which of your friends are pooing nearby.

Invite 3 friends to get 1 month premium pooing for free.

Get an ultra yearly subscription and you get a frosted glass cubicle for enhanced privacy (camera feed remains in cubicle)