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Tips For Cutting Back On Streaming Subscriptions (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

• Make your career and personal relationships so fulfilling that the mere idea of needing to watch movies and TV shows for entertainment starts to seem utterly ridiculous.

Damn, I thought this was a satire magazine, not a spitting-straight-facts magazine.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, this is kind of the case for me, except I would replace "fulfilling" with "overwhelming".