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Tim Walz Debating Chatbot Trained Entirely On Your Uncle's Social Media Feeds In Preparation For Vance Debate (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Walz needs to walkout to The Remedy -Puscifer. Then he needs to stare down Vance. No shaking hands. No talking. Walk to the middle and stare into his eyeliner eyes.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's adorable!

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

this is the kind of boxing i would watch ;p

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn damn damn. That's wtf is wrong with his face. Cheese and rice, I could never put a lock on it. That's it to a tee. Thank you for that observation. Fucking eyeliner. Nailed it. Cheers, bud.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

He wouldn’t want you to see the true horror of his tiny, beady little pig eyes.