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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, if it were true itd be in freedom units!

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Not for legitimate medical purposes, it wouldn't be. US Healthcare and Science are fully Metric, just like our Military.